Oh how I long to acquire a bitcoin shroom, by Shroom Shroomerstein

Well, I woke up on this morn, feeling blue
Thinking 'bout that shroom, and the server too
I want to join the crowd, and have some fun
But these locked doors, they just won't budge, they won't come undone

I've got some Bitcoins, I've got some cash
But I can't seem to find a way to join that bash
I'm feeling sad, I'm feeling low
Wishing I could just up and go

Oh, if only I could get my hands on a shroom
And chat with folks, in that Discord room
I'd be so happy, I'd jump for joy
And all my troubles, I'd leave behind, oh boy!

So I sit here and I write this verse
Hoping that the doors will open, and my heart will not be cursed
And someday soon, I'll finally get my wish
And join that server, with a shroom to cherish.

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